The Television functions as a church and has a religion

The Television functions as a church and has a religion.
I didn't know since I wasn't invited to this church.

Those splotchy things look and sound as demonic evil spirits.
A scientific theory that they are able to enter the home by the strong signal.
I am not the least bit religious.
There are scientific theories out there for alien life.
That's mine.

Live TV with the signal be actual church service.
There's a loyal following.
Their church demands a strong sense of loyalty.
The more time they spend watching that the less they are able to like doing analytical activities.

They learn to love the blasting subliminal sounds that tell them which purchases they need while they iron clothes.